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Bed Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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How reliable is your alarm clock?
Rachel McAdams
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What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.
Gerald McKnight
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I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
Carol Siskind
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Your alarm clock did not wake you up but God woke you up, have a blessed day.
Unknown
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I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Bob Monkhouse
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Moby d..k - that book is so amazing. I just realized that it starts with two characters meeting in bed; that's how my book begins, too, but I hadn't noticed the parallel before, two characters forced to share a bed, reluctantly.
Michael Chabon
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Who needs a boyfriend when cheese/wine/my bed will never leave me/judge me/tell me to stop eating cheese & drinking wine in bed?
Unknown
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Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fu..ing skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
Bill Hicks
7 Likes
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There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
Frank Langella
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My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
James Agate
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Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly.
Sergio Aragones
12 Likes
I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.
Unknown
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Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button. -Alarm Clock
Futurama
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Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart.
Unknown
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But I love New York. I used to set my alarm clock when I was there, and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
Gail Porter
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im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
Big Sean
59 Likes
I viewed the morning, with much alarm. British Museum, had lost its charm.
Beegie Adair
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There are more things to alarm us than to harm us, and we suffer more often in apprehension than reality.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
Unknown
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Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you.
Scotty Longenecker
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