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Bed Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Bed Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
Ally McBeal
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Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
Unknown
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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Bed is the poor man's opera
Italian Proverb
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
Unknown
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
Unknown
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
Unknown
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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