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Big Perky Breasts Make Me Sick Jeff Foxworthy Quotes & Sayings
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I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
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A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I don't know, Y'know, I always wanted to be one of those cheerleader girls and I never was that, and I was never sort of cute and perky, and I always thought it was fun to be cute and perky, and those, I don't know what those girls are doing now.
Katey Sagal
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On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I'm sick of school, I'm sick of drama, I'm sick of feelings, I'm sick of trying, I'm sick of stress, I'm sick of fake people, I'm sick of everything.
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I'm sick of my job, I'm sick of my boss. I'm sick of myself and I'm sick of my thoughts. I'm sick of this drink and I'm sick of this weed. It keeps me hurlin' and down on my knees.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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