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Candy Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Candy Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I need to start eating healthy, but in school all the vending machines are full of chips and pop-tarts and candy...like wtfawk.
Unknown
6 Likes
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His smile, his joy, his gratitude, his kid-in-a-candy-store excitement is what life's most special moments are about. God's blessings.
Unknown
29 Likes
People get passionate about a song. It's been my experience if you put out radio candy, something commercial, it doesn't sell records.
Trace Adkins
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Feelin like a bad parent because you won't let your kids have more candy? Remember Liv Tyler was pole dancing in the Crazy video.
Unknown
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I have a hard time defending the production of candy, given that it is basically crack for children and makes them dependent in unwholesome ways.
Steve Almond
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Gotta get out the pickle Make it rain with the ripples. Let my candy rum trickle Get you buzzed with double triples.
Blood On The Dance Floor
36 Likes
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = s.. . Birthday = All Of The Above.
Unknown
55 Likes
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Cotton candy, laced in gold. Stack that money, sushi roll. Bottles up, feeling throw'd. V.I.P it, overload.
Iggy Azalea
25 Likes
It's like a candy store for an illustrator, I connected with Harry pretty quickly and loved the way J.K. described everything; she's such a visually thinking person. You can't pass that up.
Mary Grandpre
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The holy land was supposed to be spotless, a serious equivalent of Disneyland in which not a single candy wrapper is to stay on the ground for more than a few minutes.
Marvin Olasky
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A new study shows that kids who eat a lot of candy are more likely to be arrested for violent behavior as adults, said that weird old lady who gives out apples on Halloween.
Seth Meyers
6 Likes
Look, you can tell I'm a balla, when I'm in the 6-4 Chevrolet Impala, cause the gloss on the candy paint is so lean, rims big as Ruben, tires skinny as a dope fiend.
Short Dawg
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Look, you can tell I'm a balla, when I'm in the 6-4 Chevrolet Impala, cause the gloss on the candy paint is so lean, rims big as Ruben, tires skinny as a dope fiend.
Short Dawg
2 Likes
Yeah the paint's candy but it ain't sweet, AR-15's on the passenger seat, 17.454 all chrome goin' a wall, Igloo AC, blowin' snowballs.
Gorilla Zoe
0 Likes
Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
Michael Scott (The Office)
18 Likes
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Friends with the Benefit to be in a Drama Free Relationship.
Candy War
30 Likes
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Noo the candy box from last Christmas is empty.
Unknown
5 Likes
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
1 Likes
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
1 Likes
Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
35 Likes
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