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A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.
Zac Efron
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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I'm the youngest of four, and I'm always the clown, making the jokes, wanting attention.
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
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Did you hear about the frog that double parked? He was toad away...
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
Ron White
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It reached the point where it became kind of odd. 'Thank you very much, but now would you listen to my jokes?'
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom. It's my daily mood that makes the weather. As a teacher, I possess a tremendous power to make a child's life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration. I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or de-escalated and a child humanized or de-humanized.
Dr Haim Ginott
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I've come to the frightening conclusioin that I am the decisive element in the classroom. It's my daily mood that makes the weather. As a teacher, I possess a tremendous power to make a child's life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool of torture or an instrument of inspiration. I can humiliate or humor, hurt or heal. In all situations, it is my response that decides whether a crisis will be escalated or de-escalated and a child humanized or de-humanized.
Dr Haim Ginott
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Over the years, I have noticed that the child who learns quickly is adventurous. She's ready to run risks. She approaches life with arms outspread. She wants to take it all in. She still has the desire of the very young child to make sense out of things. She's not concerned with concealing her ignorance or protecting herself. She's ready to expose herself to disappointment and defeat. She has a certain confidence. She expects to make sense out of things sooner or later. She has a kind of trust.
John Holt
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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