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Christmas Weight Gain Quotes & Sayings
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Christmas is the day that holds all time together.
Alexander Smith
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How I wish every morning was a Christmas morning, with lovely Christmas music playing and you, my baby in my arms! I love you sweets. Merry Christmas to you, my darling.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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People who can eat as much as they want and never gain weight, I hate you...
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I'm clean and sober for over a year and no one seems to care! They're like, 'Oh, her dramatic weight gain.' So, stop making fun of me!
Courtney Love
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Mankind is a great, an immense familyThis is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
Pope John Paul XXIII
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
Bess Streeter Aldrich
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I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so I could compete with the real whor..s who played the other roles. I was fat as a barrel.
Victoria Abril
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting.
Louisa May Alcott
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Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed, that it might live forevermore to fill our every need, that it shall not be just a day, but last a lifetime through, the miracle of Christmas time that brings God close to you.
Ann Schultz
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain.
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I have to gain weight, I cant be one of those people that never does it. I would go crazy. I like food too much, I like alcohol too much, I like ice cream too much. I could never live like that. It would be so profoundly boring to always be strict with myself.
Gwyneth Paltrow
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What does Christmas remind you of? Mistletoe, holly, Christmas tree, eggnog, Christmas pudding, and so many wonderful things. When the heart is happy, Christmas can never be dull. It's not just about feasting and fun. It's also a time for happy reunions with family and friends.
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