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College Friendsst Funny Fb Status Quotes & Sayings
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I hate you but you were always there for me to not make me look ridiculous. I appreciate what you did for me. Thank You Auto-Correct.
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The only trouble here is they won't let us study enough. They are so afraid we shall break down and you know the reputation of the College is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without ruining their health?
Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards
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I've learned that your college friends become kind of family, you eat together, you take naps together, fight, laugh, cry, and do absolutely nothing together until you can't remember how you ever lived your life without them in the first place.
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I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont men's college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street.
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I wish Google maps had an, 'Avoid The Ghetto Route' option.
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I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire.
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I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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I wish our s.. life was as passionate as your reaction to the casting news about Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Before you marry someone, ask yourself, 'Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?'
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Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
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I'm not saying she's a slut, but I tried to put her name as my password and it said 'Error: too easy.'
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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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Opening your cabinet, seeing there's about to be an avalanche of stuff falling, and quickly closing it for the next person to deal with.
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