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College Students Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We've been doing this here since 1968, so we have been identified as an example of a free, democratic school, and many professors want to expose their students to our philosophy.
Daniel Greenberg
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Teacher: The test is very easy. Me: Sure it is bi..., you already know all the answers.
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At 21, I discovered repression and injustice. The army would shoot students with real bullets.
Tahar Ben Jelloun
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I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gather behind you and help you to succeed in any way possible.
Wally George
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I hate when teachers complain about having so much work to grade...We had to do it. You're just checking it. Suck it up.
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It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
Jacob Bronowski
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I tell students they will know they are getting somewhere when a scene is so painful they can just barely bring themselves to write about it. A writer has to draw blood.
Robert Morgan
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Harvard takes perfectly good plums as students, and turns them into prunes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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The first task in teaching is to bring to consciousness what the students already believe by virtue of their personal experiences about themselves and society.
Paul Wellstone
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I am delighted to have had students, friends and colleagues in so many nations and to have learned so much of what I know from them. This Nobel Award honours them all.
John Pople
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Religion and morality are critical to how students think about politics and form opinions on political issues.
Jeanne Shaheen
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I tried to stir the imagination and enthusiasms of students to take risks, to do what they were most afraid of doing, to widen their horizons of action.
James Broughton
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I dont believe that firing teachers or kicking students off financial aid will grow the economy.
Barack Obama
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I think it's good for the composer to teach because you always have new students and you have to begin at the beginning and make things clear.
John Corigliano
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The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do.
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One of the unfortunate things about our education system is that we do not teach students how to avail themselves of their subconscious capabilities.
Bill Lear
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Want to know why American students' SAT scores are falling? We've kicked the light of the world out of the classroom.
John Hagee
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My job at Stanford is rather different from the ones I had held previously in that my own ambitions must take a back seat to the well-being of the students with whom I work.
Robert B Laughlin
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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