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Condom Says To The Tampon You Put Quotes & Sayings
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Here's a condom. I figured since you're acting like a d..k you should start to dress like one.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?
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A condom is cheaper than child support & abstinence is free. Pay attention.
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1 + 1 = 3 if you don't use condom...
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But certainly in Uganda, Mozambique and South Africa, people don't really talk about s.. and certainly religious leaders - some of them - up to now have been very unwilling to accept, for instance, the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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February 13 should be international condom day.
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The Catholic Church - it's so difficult because I don't want say anything offensive but it makes me very angry that religious leaders from this faith have tried to respond negatively to s..ual education and to the promotion of condom use.
Emma Thompson
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Put off your imagination, as you put off your overcoat, when you enter the laboratory. Put it on again, as you put on your overcoat, when you leave.
Claude Bernard
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I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put a bunch of seasoning on the top, call it a day, put it in the oven. With a 10-12 pound turkey you are done in a couple of hours.
Sandra Lee
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.
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I might as well put all my killers in YSL. Put my voice on this microphone, put you pu... ni...s through hell.
Kendrick Lamar
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I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids. And then I put on more after that, and I've gone up and down since then.
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Come and put your name on it . Put your name on it. Come and put your name on it. Your name, bet you wanna put your name on it.
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Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.
Stokely Carmichael
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A friend zone is like a condom; she knows you like her but she wants to play it safe.
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Think he just finished sniffin a ki, and dippin the D's. Don't hate me, hate. Nicky Barnes for hittin my moms. Letting the condom pop, ni... I was born in the drop.
Barrington Levy
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Beat that pu... up, beat it down til' your head explode, mammi up, certified; show me how you feel inside, if that condom pop, I aint stoppin; I'm gon come inside.
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