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Cousin Having Surgeryn Having Surgery Quotes & Sayings
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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How you ni...s want it, have it your way, Burger King. I get deep in that pu..., dig her out, surgery.
Lil Wayne
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.
G B Trudeau
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I thought my nose was too prominent so I had this corrected via plastic surgery in 1959.
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Yo' lil cousin's a ho! - Lil Man
The Players Club
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My cousin Malcolm Lee is also a filmmaker.
Spike Lee
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Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.
Amy Poehler
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And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren.
Bible
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Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.
Amy Poehler
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turn the television off cousin that ain't nothin for a girl to see I got a niece, an best believe she mean the world to me she don't need to see the shit they think a girl should be.
Jedi Mind Tricks
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I'm having surgery today to have my face cleaned up. But it will take some fancy stitching to make me all beautiful again!
Patsy Cline
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If somebody doesn't have enough judgment to be able to look at plastic surgery and realize how phony it is, then they can't be helped.
Brian Austin Green
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If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.
Frances Conroy
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Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.
Patricia Heaton
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Right after Dynasty ended I had a facelift and laser surgery to get rid of lines around my eyes.
Linda Evans
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But, then again, I had to stop because there was too much pain or too much trouble. After I retired I still had one more elbow surgery just to be able to do normal things.
Richard Krajicek
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
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You do what you gotta do. This is not heart surgery. I'm not curing cancer. I'm just trying to put my kids through school.
Ron Perlman
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
Bill Walton
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