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Damn I Look Good Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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When someone wears that one cologne where all you want to do is bury your face in their chest and sniff because they smell that damn good.
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God damn, I'm rich as fu... Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up.
Wiz Khalifa
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The thing about all good horror movies is that the fans expect a couple of inside jokes. Maybe I'm supposed to be saying how terrified I was while making it, but it was really fun.
Margot Kidder
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
Unknown
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I hope degrading people makes you feel so damn good about yourself. Youre the reason why insecure girls are committing suicide. Shame on you.
Unknown
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I know it's popular to say this because she's the woman of the moment, but Halle Berry. Not only does she have obvious audience appeal and star quality, but she's a damn good actress too.
Paul Kane
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I can never love enough, I can never give enough of what you need, I can never sense what's needed when most needed. I know its not good enough. I'm not good enough but damn! I Love You.
Unknown
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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.
Unknown
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.
Risa Schizophrenia
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Listen closely. Theres a remote possibility that you might learn something: First, I dont give a damn if my work is commercial or notIm the writer. If what I write is good, then people will read it. Thats why literature exists. An author puts his heart and guts on the page. For your information, a good novel can change the world. Keep that in mind before you attempt to sit down at a typewriter. Never waste time on something you dont believe in yourself.
John Fante
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I don't give a damn how you feel about me, I sip lean pure codeine and I don't give a damn what you say about me.
Gucci Mane
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If he gives me a choice between friends or him, dont matter if he has a damn good reason, friends first!
Unknown
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He who burns his bridges better be a damn good swimmer.
Unknown
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But me nah give a damn, buy house and a piece a land. Me walk in, ah, me Timberland, no tell me about no simpleton? It?s true unu see me damn, only Father feed me and you nah wan see me cross the line, unu better now.
Collie Buddz
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The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn.
Agatha Christie
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