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I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.
Jon Stewart
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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I remember, growing up, if something big, God forbid. happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.
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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "ME" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made broccoli a lot more fun to hunt!
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Dear Past, thank you for your lessons. Dear Future, I'm Ready. Dear God, Thank You for giving me another chance.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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Jokes are grievances.
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Only Napoleon did more than me. But I'm taller than him.
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