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Dear God Jokes Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes Id be silent and I might bore you. I may not laugh at your jokes, and you may not understand the spell thats enshrouding me. Sometimes Id get troubled and Id fail to put into words what the hell it is that troubles me. I wouldnt be good company then, and I couldnt make you smile.
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. ~Arnold H. Glasgow Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
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I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. We were both raised by our mums in single-parent households, and that's given us a lot of the same family values in life.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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Girls will be girls! We laugh at the dumbest jokes, go along with the craziest ideas, and still manage to have the best times.
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I just want you thats it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
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Before I start, I'd like to assure you that this speech won't be full of carry on style jokes. Although last night I got hold of a one and wanted to slip it in but my missus told me to put it away.
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
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If you treat your life as a joke, then it will become one.
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
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Dear God, I know I'm not perfect. But I want to thank you for loving me anyway.
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Dear God,thanks for this beautiful life and forgive me if I don't love it enough..........
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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.
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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
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Dear God...I am only what You made me and I appreciate what You gave me!
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