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Dentist Punch Line Quotes & Sayings
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It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!
Joey Santiago
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Even if you aren't hungry, the worst thing you can be told after a dentist appointment is: 'You can't eat for 30 minutes.'
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You know what's weird about plane crashes is that you watch it on the news and they say the people have to be identified by their dental records. 'Cause if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Robert Schimmel
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When you're a regular gal, you look in the rearview mirror, and in the bright daylight you see that line around your mouth, but when you're an actress and you see that line up on the big screen, it's, like, seven feet long.
Sharon Stone
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Our bottom line, if you want to call it a red line, president's bottom line has been that Iran will not acquire a nuclear weapon and we will take no option off the table to ensure that it does not acquire a nuclear weapon, including the military option.
Susan Rice
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There is a real vulgarity in the way women dress at the moment. They show off too much and try too hard. They don't understand where the line is between s..y and vulgar. I know where that line is.
Roberto Cavalli
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Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!
Harold H Greene
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I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like being gay. You finally admit that this is who you are, you come out and hope that no one runs away.
Mark Haddon
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Lambo Aventador, spent half a million. Car Weezy, mixtape got no ceiling. Floss like a dentist, numb to a bi..., no feelin.'
Tyga
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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton
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A civilized nation can have no enemies, and one cannot draw a line across a map, a line that doesn't even exist in nature and say that the ugly enemy lives on the one side, and good friends live on the other.
Thor Heyerdahl
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Americans enjoy uniformity in a way that the British don't; they wanted everybody of a sort of nice chorus line height and here I was, this person who was a good three inches taller than anyone else on the end of the line.
Jeremy Irons
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Joseph Heller
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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.
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It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of your life.
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This time, don't need another perfect line. Don't care if critics never jump in line. I'm gonna give all my secrets away.
One Republic
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Johnny Carson
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When I first wrote for orchestra, I didn't realize, when you have 20 people playing a violin line, that is very different than one person playing that line.
David Del Tredici
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You say a line and you wait for them to laugh, then you say another line and you wait... It felt weird to me. But it's interesting and the energy is almost like theatre, I suppose, with all the people there.
Sherilyn Fenn
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