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Dirty Mom Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dirty Mom" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
Jessie J
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Lil Flip
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My mom doesn't understand that even though my room looks dirty to her, I know WHERE my things are.
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My curfew was the street lights, and my Mom didn't call my cell, she yelled time to come in. I played outside with my friends not online. If I didn't eat what Mom made than I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. I rode a bike without a helmet, and getting dirty was OK, and we drank from the garden hose and SURVIVED!
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its easy to be Puff, its harder to be Sean what if the twins ask why I aint marry their mom, why, damn! How do I respond?
Dirty Money
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half a.. dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
Lil B
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Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bi... I'll cripple your style.
Old Dirty Bastard
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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The human soul is like a whiteboard. You never know how dirty it can get (living in this world) until someone's love makes a clean spot. Anyone can clean a dirty board, but only the Son of God can clean a dirty soul.
Richard Stidham
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Patrick Dennis
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
Lil Wayne
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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Im a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
Tori Amos
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but youll have to stay in the garage all night.
Groucho Marx
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