TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Dirty Santa Joke Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dirty Santa Joke" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Jokes
Christmas
Holiday
Mythology
Getting Old
Funny
Humor
Fun Christmas
Understanding
Cartoons
Childhood
Memories
Christmas Song
Santa Claus
Belief
Famous
Jokes
Stupidity
Laughter
Show more
Friday After Next
Funny
Dirty
Soul
Metaphors
Life
Complicated Love
Religious
Jesus Christ
Negative Friendship
Christmas Cheer
Irish
Laughter
Bad Girl
Faith
Humanity
Words Of Wisdom
Girls
Harassment
Hilarious Christmas
Short Christmas
Christmas Thoughts
Self Absorbed
Song Lyrics
Christmas
Relationship
Great Christmas
Christmas Eve
Clever Facebook Status
QUOTES
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.
Bart Simpson
56 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Sponsored Links
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!
Unknown
48 Likes
Funny quotes
Conversation quotes
The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.
David Talbot
0 Likes
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
Jack Handy
8 Likes
Money quotes
Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
Henry Louis Mencken
2 Likes
Democracy quotes
Sponsored Links
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants.
John Andrew Holmes
5 Likes
Christmas Giving quotes
Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
35 Likes
A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
4 Likes
Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
1 Likes
A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
5 Likes
Sponsored Links
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
1 Likes
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
1 Likes
And everybody know who the truth be, you know, you know, we know, we on that.
Dirty Money
5 Likes
Oh no, I know a dirty word.
Nirvana
8 Likes
Can't have dirty garbage!
Spongebob
27 Likes
Sponsored Links
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
42 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Christmas Humor quotes
I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.
Steve Israel
0 Likes
Call a nursing home and get the names of five people who don't often receive mail. Send each one a Christmas card and sign it 'from Santa.'
Unknown
13 Likes
Christmas Thoughts quotes
Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey
0 Likes
I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.
Pete Waterman
0 Likes
1
...
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 02
Bed
Being Tired
DEATH
Gay
Goodbye
Happy Love
Hoes
Homewrecker
Humility
Hurt Feelings
I Still Love You
Immortality
Life
Marxism
Money
Motivational
Reality
Self Respect
Sweet
Wedding Wishes
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™