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Dis Facebook Statuses Quotes & Sayings
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that you?'
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So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me...on Facebook.
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And when you a come. Whispa someting like dis I can't stop fu..ing you.
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She wanna play games but dis is not bingo.
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Weezy mothafu..a. Capo n dis bi... wit me.
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I'm mountain high colorado in dis bi... wit me.
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Look dis young romey lookin for a homey, a little juliet, who say she'll console me.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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