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Donald Trump Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.
Donald Trump
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In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish.
Donald Trump
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Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.
Donald Trump
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I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way.
Donald Trump
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When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough.
Donald Trump
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Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan: Possession of cocaine donuts. Man: Those are powdered sugar. Stan: Put it in a rap song, jailbird. This office is permanently closed. Man: What are you saying? Stan: I'm saying you're fired. Donald Trump: (Clearing throat) Stan: Oh, for God's sake. Somebody pay Mr. Trump.
American Dad
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I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.
Donald Trump
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I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. You're fired is a very strong term.
Donald Trump
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All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Donald Trump
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Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!'
Donald Trump
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What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.
Donald Trump
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I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement.
Donald Trump
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I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.
Donald Trump
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Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive.
Donald Trump
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Damn basedgod you lookin like donald trump. Swagg on a hunid trillion.
Lil B
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It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.
Donald Trump
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One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government.
Donald Trump
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I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation.
Donald Trump
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I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Donald Trump
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In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.
Ethan Hawke
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