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Donald Trump Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Just as I predicted, today Obama called for even more tax increases. The Republicans played right into his hands and blew their cards.
Donald Trump
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I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
Donald Glover
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I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
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Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people.
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With out passion you dont have energy, with out energy you have nothing.
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Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.
Donald O'Connor
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A friend called me up the other day and talked about investing in a dot-com that sells lobsters. Internet lobsters. Where will this end? The next day he sent me a huge package of lobsters on ice. How low can you stoop?
Donald Trump
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I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
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Osama bin Laden isn't dead until Donald Trump's seen the death certificate.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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