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Drunk And High People Quotes & Sayings
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Auto-correct make drunk people sound sober.
Unknown
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No matter where you are in your life, whatever set of people you're with, it all still breaks down like high school does. You have your social cliques, you have the people you get along with, the people you don't and the people you're ambivalent about. All of the dynamics are still here.
Colin Hanks
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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Number two, I will not reduce the share paid by high-income individuals. I know that you and your running mate keep saying that and I know it's a popular thing to say with a lot of people, but it's just not the case. Look, I've got five boys. I'm used to people saying something that's not always true, but just keep on repeating it and ultimately hoping I'll believe it. But that...that is not the case. All right? I will not reduce the taxes paid by high-income Americans.
Mitt Romney
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fu.. they want.
Unknown
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I'll make a nice mom one day, drunk people are good practice.
Unknown
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In middle school I was so social and had a lot of friends and then high school happened and I realized I hated people and now here we are.
Unknown
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
Unknown
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
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Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me.
Unknown
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Unknown
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People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around.
Davy Jones
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
Jack LaLanne
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
Unknown
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All the people tonight, put your hands in the sky. Come on boy, come and get in the rhythm, music will take you high. What I'm feeling about you, I love you, don't know why. Everybody come on and get in the rhythm, music will take you high.
Inna
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
Unknown
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High on life. High on success. High on MONEY.
Unknown
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All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels.
Isaac Mizrahi
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