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Drunk Hoe Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...
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You can't turn a hoe into a housewife, but you sure as hell can turn a housewife into a hoe.
Unknown
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I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure I'm not fooling anyone with last night's makeup on.
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an a.. out of myself.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
Adam Carolla
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Act like a lady, expect to be treated like a lady. Act like a hoe, believe you will get treated like a hoe.
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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