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Drunk Tex Quotes & Sayings
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Unknown
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
Jose Bergamin
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
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I get drunk and I like to dance to vinyl records in my room with my friends. I guess I'm not a party girl in the �vagina hanging out of my skirt' kind of way. I like getting drunk and partying but not in a gross way, I'm more like a pi.p. More like a dance commander. Especially in America, 'party girl' is not a good image.
Kesha
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Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
Unknown
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He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies, And cannot drink, and cannot rise.
Unknown
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Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk.
Unknown
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They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.
Far East Movement
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
Unknown
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Old enough to know better, drunk enough to not care.
Unknown
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You got drunk and fell down. I wish I could be like you.
The Clash
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I'm not drunk enough
Benny Benassi
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Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
Damien Hirst
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Once you get drunk with somebody you're friends for life.
Unknown
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If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking...
Unknown
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I'm drunk. What's up, bi...es? -Brandon
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