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Drunk Tex Quotes & Sayings
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He's a little punch drunk; one too many hits from the snake! -Genie
Aladdin
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Drunk people and expensive clothes do not mix.
Unknown
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I don't drink, and karaoke is something you should only do drunk.
Nikki Reed
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You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one.
Unknown
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Nothin' gets me high on life or drunk on love the way you do...
Unknown
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold
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I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk.
Claude Williams
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There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered.
Amy Winehouse
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Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.
Unknown
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When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
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I'm drunk. Correct. What the fu.. is it to you?
Calamity Jane
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I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.
Unknown
7 Likes
I hate taking care of drunk people.
Unknown
4 Likes
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More
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Every guy has had a bad experience with a drunk girl...
Unknown
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I hate talking to drunk people when I'm sober.
Unknown
1 Likes
If you feelin' drunk put ya hands in the air
LMFAO
47 Likes
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
Alben W Barkley
7 Likes
I can't tell if I'm secretly enjoying still being drunk or if I hate my life right now, either way I'm seeing 3 of everything
Unknown
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