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Dude Your Girlfriend Loves Me Not You Quotes & Sayings
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fu.. no! Negative. You will not and if you ever do see us, dude, shoot us in the face 'cause we don't know what the hell we're doing'. We're not in this for the fu..in' modelling. We're not in this for any of that shit, dude. The music mainly and fu..ing foremost. We don't give a fu.. about all that crap. (On doing Gap Commercials)
Slipknot
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I had the best day ever, I ran into my ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.......With my car.
Unknown
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If I had a girlfriend, she would be incredibly offended by me saying, 'I don't have a girlfriend', so that's the proof.
John Mayer
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bi... all the time.
Bo Burnham
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You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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'Cause if you were my girlfriend, I'd be your shining star. The one to show you where you are. Girl you should be my girlfriend.
Nsync
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If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore.
Unknown
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Be encouraged, child of God. He loves you even in the midst of your pain. He loves you even when you don't love Him. He loves you when you feel utterly alone. He loves you with an everlasting love. Your suffering can take many things away form you, your health, your happiness, your prosperity, your popularity, your friends, your career, even your family. But there's one thing suffering can't take away: it can't take away the love of God.
Ray Pritchard
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
Unknown
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
Unknown
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I'm not not looking for a girlfriend, but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship; at the end of the day, you want to share with someone. But I just look at it as, I have the rest of my life to do that. I'm not in any rush.
Chace Crawford
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An ex-girlfriend from my past told me to see things from a girls point of view, so I looked out the kitchen window...
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Do I have a girlfriend? Technically no. If you be my girlfriend then I'll make it so.
John Legend
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Never tell a girl that she looks like or reminds you of your ex girlfriend.
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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
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Dont waste your time on a dude that you arent getting anywhere with, there is a dude out there who wont be a waste of your time.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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I met this dude the other day named Daryl...he gon' tell me to call him "Delicious". "Ced, you can just call me 'Delicious'". [Laughs, then becomes serious] I'm a grown-ass man, dawg. I ain't gonna call no other dude "Delicious"! What if that ni... way down the street or summin? "'DELICIOUS'!!! Ay, D, hol' up!".
Cedric The Entertainer
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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