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Dumb Doctors Quotes & Sayings
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Willie Nelson
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As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology, but they find the cost prohibitive.
Nathan Deal
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If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; but if he kills, the earth hides it
Proverb
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Doctors are so narrow-minded and brief with their patients these days you practically have to diagnose yourself before you go to the office.
Unknown
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Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of pe..ses.
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Doctors have an ethical duty to follow the practices and standards of care.
Bob McDonnell
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
Sigmund Freud
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The German Doctors say that persons sensible of harmony have one sense more than others.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles
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Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control. -Sue
Glee
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I know you're young and dumb.
The Who
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I'm old enough to know better but dumb enough to do it anyway.
Unknown
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I am ready to defend my convictions even unto death. I have followed the Sacred Scriptures and the holy doctors.
John Wycliffe
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I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
Charles Schumer
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Doctors say Im the illest. Cause Im suffering from realness. Got my ni...s in Paris and they going gorillas, huh!
Kanye West
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At my age getting a second doctors opinion is kinda like switching slot machines.
Jimmy Carter
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Sometimes it's said that psychiatrists are doctors who are frightened by the sight of blood. I might have fallen into that category.
Robert Jay Lifton
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One of the biggest lies ever: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.
Unknown
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I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.
Gary Busey
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In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
Luis Bunuel
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