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Eating Toast In Bed Quotes & Sayings
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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Hayley: It's just toast, Dad. Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time.
American Dad
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Are you eating it? Or is it eating you?
Larry Cohen
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Raul Julia
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When I was growing up in Mississippi, it was good Southern food...but I also grew up with a Greek family; when other kids were eating fried okra, we were eating steamed artichokes. So I think it played a big part in my healthy cooking.
Cat Cora
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Jennifer Lopez
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The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in it, and we shall die in it
Guy De Maupassant
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The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.'
Unknown
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My bed always feels more comfortable when I'm being forced to get out of it.
Unknown
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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Daphne Zuniga
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
Unknown
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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My bed is my closest friend. He never leaves, he's always there for support, and he even comforts me when I'm down.
Unknown
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I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
Ally McBeal
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Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed.
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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