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Eggs Fart Quotes & Sayings
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But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs.
Eva Herzigova
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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...
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Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?
Lucky Luciano
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My dear Excellency! I have not gone to war to collect cheese and eggs, but for another purpose.
Manfred Von Richthofen
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I mean if you put all of your eggs in one basket, boy, and that thing blows up you've got a real problem.
Jerry Bruckheimer
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I hate boys that fart and shit in front of me/on the phone to me.
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The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
Martina Navratilova
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Columbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency.
Adolf Hitler
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I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.
Grace Slick
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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The world is full of hopeful analogies and handsome, dubious eggs, called possibilities.
George Eliot
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Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back into the shell.
Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.
Doug Coupland
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Faith is putting all your eggs in God's basket, then counting your blessings before they hatch.
Ramona C Carroll
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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The strongest thing I put into my body is steak and eggs. I just eat. I'm not a supplement guy. Steroids are not even a thought.
Jim Thome
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'Tis the part of a wise man to keep himself today for tomorrow, and not venture all his eggs in one basket.
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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I'll be damned if I'm cutting out coupons for some milk eggs and cheerios. Have me struggling just to buy pampers 'cause you spend it on random ho...
Mya
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Your son out in Barbados, cheese eggs and potatoes. Smokin' weed on the beach as my mind workin' like Play Dough.
J Cole
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