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Elevator Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Smith
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Elevator in my crib 'cause it's 5 floors. I'm not expectin you to have one in yours
Lil Wayne
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Michael Blackson
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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Popstars like you, you need a dude like me to appreciate your wealth, I know you got an elevator in your house but with me you appreciate the steps.
Yelawolf
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Slow elevator rides with strangers are so awkward.
Kendall Jenner
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
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Now, finally has the elevator arrived. The stairs was about to become a personal inferno.
Anders Zorn
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Hey yo I'm still not a player but you still a hater. Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone.
Big Pun
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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