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Elmer Letterman Quotes & Sayings
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Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will or will not tolerate. Desperate to control all and everything. Unable to forgive you scarlet letterman.
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
David Letterman
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Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
David Letterman
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman
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I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a little bit. He was much more serious than some of the joke shows that journalists get on.
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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
David Letterman
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Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
Joe Rogan
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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
David Letterman
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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
David Letterman
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Humans are the only animal who can have s.. over the phone.
Dave Letterman
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I was once involved in a same-s.. marriage. There was the same s.. over and over and over.
David Letterman
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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
David Letterman
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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
David Letterman
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman
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Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
Al Gore
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman
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Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David Letterman
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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman
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