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End Of The World Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It's an end of the world I guess. I guess you'd currently call it disaster movie. But really they weren't disaster movies. They were more end of the world movies. This is more an end of the world movie.
Michael O'Donoghue
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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In a West End town, a dead end world. The East End boys and West End girls.
Pet Shop Boys
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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A lot of people might think, 'The end's coming, let's go party, But we're commanded by God to warn people. I wish I could just be like everybody else, but it's so much better to know that when the end comes, you'll be safe.
Exley
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I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in some PC world where no-one's allowed to say anything.
Boy George
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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