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End Of The World Funny Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
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Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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The day the world ends, no one will be there, just as no one was there when it began. This is a scandal. Such a scandal for the human race that it is indeed capable collectively, out of spite, of hastening the end of the world by all means just so it can enjoy the show.
Jean Baudrillard
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The end of the world is nigh; 21 May, to be precise. That's the date when Harold Camping, a preacher from Oakland, California, is confidently predicting the Second Coming of the Lord. At about 6pm, he reckons 2 per cent of the world's population will be immediately "raptured" to Heaven; the rest of us will get sent straight to the Other Place.
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I wonder if there will be a day where they were fu..ing sick of making calendars?
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The purpose of this tract is to inform you of the great urgency there now is in the world for each and every person to be reconciled to God. The Bible is the Word of God! Everything the Bible declares has the full authority of God Himself. Now, at this time, information is coming forth from the Bible which clearly reveals Gods plan for Judgment Day and the end of the world itself. The Bible has opened up its secrets concerning the timeline of history. This information was never previously known because God had closed up His Word blocking any attempt to gain knowledge of the end of the world.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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If the Mayans have taught us anything, it is that if you don't finish something, it's not the end of the world.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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Sorry I ruined the impromptu sing-along by not knowing 80% of the words to the fast part of 'It's the End of the World as We Know It.'
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