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Eric Cartman Respect My Quotes & Sayings
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I Deserve Better
Being Who You Are
Being A Good Person
Respect My Authority!
How would you like to suck my balls?
Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
MomKitty is being a dildo.
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pussy prick.
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
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Cheif Keef Personification
Close Up Photo Caption
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Cutting Someone Off
Happy Birthday Bike
I Love My Crush
I Wanna Be Thin So Badly I Wanna Feel Good About Myself I Wanna Be One Of Those Athletic Girls I
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I Would Rather Jokes
Innocent Until Proven Guilt
Miss Our Old Conversation
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Not A Player Guy
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