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Erma Bombeck Talent Quotes & Sayings
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
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I am not a glutton, I am an explorer of food
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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
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I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
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I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
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Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
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vThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
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