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Erma Bombeck Talent Quotes & Sayings
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
Erma Bombeck
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On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Erma Bombeck
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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too.
Erma Bombeck
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma Bombeck
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Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma Bombeck
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television.
Erma Bombeck
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