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Everything I Touch Gets Screwed Up Quotes & Sayings
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That one ex who screwed you over so bad that you no longer care for anything or anyone anymore.
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Our relationship was like my music, chopped up, screwed up.
Tyler The Creator
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From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.
Daniel J Bernstein
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Touch her heart before you decide to touch her body.
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I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.
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There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
John Kricfalusi
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I'm sick of being single and I'm ready for a relationship, I'm just scared to get screwed over again.
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Can I get at least one honest girl friend? So tired of getting screwed over by fakes.
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The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.
Hugh Grant
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
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The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.
Jami Gertz
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I hate my family: I don't know where to start. It's all so screwed up, my life that is.
Unknown
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Kinky Friedman
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Sorry for not being perfect and finally feeling like I could open up about my screwed up life, and I'm sorry that you can't keep up with it.
Unknown
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.
Thora Birch
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That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
Jeri Ryan
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I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
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There are so many video cameras in time sq. Who ever planted this truck is screwed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA...
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