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One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark.
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.
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I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
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There is no bigger waste of time than a shower followed by huge dump.
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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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If I am ever in the middle of a shooting, I'll just lay on the floor and act like someone already killed me.
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Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general? People are just trying to get attention by posting statuses or complaining to others about how bad their daily life is. Yes we all complain but there are those who do to often, and people need to realize that living a life can be tough but it's usually not worth complaining about especially over the internet. In my opinion the only people who should be able to complain about their lives are those who are fighting to survive.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
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Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it.
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They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
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Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes...
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I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
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Waffles are just pancakes with syrup traps...
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S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
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