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Famous People On Facebook Humour Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead.
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People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments.
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I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with...
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I was doing interviews for several months about the movie, and people would always ask me, Do you have a Facebook page? And I would always say, No, because I had deleted the account. But people would say that they had looked online the night before and they saw that I did have a Facebook page, and that I had several. I would always get like quietly furious that somebody was, you know, pretending to be me. And it never occurred to me, until they asked me to do this show, that I had, I had done that to somebody, And I apologize, you know, if, you know, you have experienced any strange looks.
Jesse Eisenberg
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Azgraybebly Josland
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The genius of the Spanish people is exquisitely subtle, without being at all acute; hence there is so much humour and so little wit in their literature.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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When I came to Hollywood, my whole motivation was to be loved and appreciated, which is the stupidest thing in the world...You think, If Im famous, everyone will love me. The truth is, when youre famous, some people will love you and some people will hate you for the exact same thing.
Aubrey Plaza
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I hate people who send Facebook events that I will never attend.
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A lot of people can't deal with me being famous and shit, so they got themselves crossed off the party list, dog! It's a real drag sometimes, but I try not to let it affect me, you know?
Ashton Kutcher
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK The place where people add you as a FRIEND but walk past you in the street. Where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect. LIARS believe they are telling the truth. Your ENEMIES visit your profile the most. Yet your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you. And even though you write what you are really thinking, Someone always takes it the wrong way... people think your status is for them when it's not!
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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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I was worried people would laugh at me when I started to talk the language, but they were just pleasantly surprised that I could. The sense of humour here is great - once I could have a giggle, I settled down.
Parminder Nagra
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Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think.
Mary Wortley Montagu
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