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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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