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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
Bob Edwards
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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If you choose to be Frankenstein with Botox and plastic surgery, you've bought your own private mask.
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It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, which I hope lessens a little bit with age.
Lena Dunham
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It is very hard to be a female leader. While it is assumed that any man, no matter how tough, has a soft side... and female leader is assumed to be one-dimensional.
Billie Jean King
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Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.
Ewald B Nyquist
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When I created Buffy, I wanted to create a female icon, but I also wanted to be very careful to surround her with men that not only have no problem with the idea of a female leader, but were in fact engaged and even attracted to the idea.
Joss Whedon
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And we reduce almost all male-female problems by working on both the female and the male. And that usually means having both s..es take responsibility.
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Jokes are always better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies.
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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
St Thomas Aquinas
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Who ever invented the Knock- Knock jokes should get a No-bell prize!
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Black and Mexican jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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