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Fist Time Meeting Someone Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist
Indira Gandhi
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What I will remember most from my time in NATO is meeting children in the countries where I've gone to, to Moscow and to Kiev, I've met school children.
Lord Robertson
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I've spent a lot of time researching the subject and government deception. So to be involved in Star Trek is perfect for me. I enjoy meeting the fans and discussing my interests with them.
Dwight Schultz
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It's weird meeting people for the first time and realizing they know more about your private life than you know about them. You'll be sitting in a pub chatting to a stranger and half way through they mention something about your daughter living in America. What?
Michael Sheen
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A basketball team is like the five fingers on your hand. If you can get them all together, you have a fist. That's how I want you to play.
Mike Krzyzewski
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Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clinches his fist.
Kenneth Tynan
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself meeting them.
Phyllis Bottome
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I didn't know it at the time, but Hitch didn't want to talk to me - he hated meeting with people he might have to reject. As it turned out, someone, maybe his agent, insisted that he interview me.
Joseph Stefano
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Most of the time when people laugh at me...I'm not trying to be funny.
Donny Norris
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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It was my first meeting with a philosophy that confirmed my vague speculations and seemed at once logical and boundless. (William Butler Yeats described his first meeting with a Hindu philosopher at Dublin)
William Butler Yeats
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr
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But let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist.
Liam Neeson
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
Unknown
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
Unknown
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If we are all in agreement on the decision - then I propose we postpone further discussion of this matter until our next meeting to give ourselves time to develop disagreement and perhaps gain some understanding of what the decision is all about.
Alfred P Sloan
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The farmers in Kansas are sorely in need of a credit system meeting their special requirements, that they may more readily obtain money on short or long time for their farming operations, or that they may become owners of farms.
Arthur Capper
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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
David Cross
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Seize the moment, for it may never come again....raise your fist in the air and your voice to the sky...this is your day of destiny.
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