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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Dave Barry
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As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
Dave Parnas
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I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave Chappelle
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
Dave Barry
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We find love hiding here in the shadows in the darkness maybe, its up to you and I to bring to the night.
Dave Matthews Band
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Dave Barry
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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution - "to spew out paper."
Dave Barry
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Dave Sim said in his latest thing of his, 'when you're on the right track, you'll know it, but until you get there, you have to believe you're on the right track'. Interesting little conundrum. It's not easy.
Eddie Campbell
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Never trust a computer which you cannot lift
Dave Boulton
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I don't just wanna be James Franco's little brother.
Dave Franco
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The touch of you is hard to remember, but like that touch, I know no other.
Dave Matthews Band
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry
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The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
Dave Barry
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I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
Dave Pelzer
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You can be a victim of cancer, or a survivor of cancer. It's a mindset.
Dave Pelzer
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No one ever excused his way to success.
Dave Del Dotto
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It is vitally important that we implement immigration reform. We need a bill that strengthens our borders and protects this nation, but that also makes it simpler for good people to become Americans.
Dave Reichert
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We must make every effort to neutralize this threat peacefully, but be ever mindful of the growing danger Iran poses not just to a safe and free America, but to our allies abroad.
Dave Reichert
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There are a lot of people who influenced me, nurtured me, helped me along the way. But I can just recall looking back, the first time I got my baseball glove. Put it on the wrong hand, all those kind of things.
Dave Winfield
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I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.
Dave Barry
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