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You can't be afraid of failure and you can't be afraid of success, because either one gets in the way of your work.
Dave Van Ronk
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You should not confuse your career with your life.
Dave Barry
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The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
Dave Barry
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Dave Barry
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Success builds character, failure reveals it
Dave Checkett
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them
Dave Barry
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We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.
Dave Barry
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You get the software you pay for. In every sense. To the nth degree. That's the way the world works.
Dave Winer
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The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
Dave Barry
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Dave Barry
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Status in itself is criminal for those with the means to move, and the means to weave communion between people.
Dave Eggers
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The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat
Dave Barry
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I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
Dave Chappelle
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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Dave Attell
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave Barry
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Dave Barry
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
Dave Barry
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I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.
Dave Foley
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
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I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.
Siobhan Fahey
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