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Funny About Drugs Quotes & Sayings
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
Homer Simpson
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I guess he got into what we now call designer drugs.
Geraldine Kidston
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I'm in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.
Milton Friedman
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While we must ensure that these dangerous new drugs and precursors do not get in the hands of children or others who would use them improperly, we must also be aware that these same drugs have legitimate uses.
Bobby Scott
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I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.
Karl Lagerfeld
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If we can get them to understand that saying "no" to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
John Van De Kamp
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Everyone reaches their point in time where either they die or they get sick of doing drugs. It started getting debilitating. I enjoy my music a lot better than my drugs.
Al Jourgensen
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If we can get them to understand that saying no to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.
John Van De Kamp
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The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Jim Morrison
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Jim Morrison
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Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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I only get ill when I give up drugs
Keith Richards
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I only get ill when I give up drugs
Keith Richards
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
Hussein Nishah
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When drugs came around I sampled them just like anybody else but I never became dependent creatively on drugs; like various cartoonists in the underground never did anything if they weren't stoned, That was the prerequisite for sitting down and drawing.
Bill Griffith
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Don't let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when they're bored and step on you when they're done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
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When I got out of rehab and stopped using drugs, I replaced drugs with food. I was emotionally eating and hated the way I looked but I couldnt mask my self-loathing with pills any more.
Kelly Osbourne
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