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Funny About Tuesday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny About Tuesday" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
Lil Wayne
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. Ain't it a shame. Ain't it a shame to go fishin on a Sunday. When you got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Oh, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Lead Belly
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
Unknown
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."
Tom Petty
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...
Tom Petty
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective thing, but its really true, you know its there¦ But its kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, Weve been here three weeks on live television, and weve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far¦ Theres men with brushes and beards¦ maybe theyve just got beards, Im not sure¦ We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so were very excited¦
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...
Tom Petty
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