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Women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.
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take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
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Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
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The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
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Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
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Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to our journey's end.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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It's fantastic the way children ask you, 'How does the light saber turn on?, but I don't like it when the adults do that, because they should know better. I've had one adult ask me for advice on how to be a trainee to become a Jedi knight. I tell people like that: 'You want advice to be a Jedi trainee? fu.. off! That's my advice.'
Ewan McGregor
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The reason why most people fail in life is because they mistake comments for advice and advice for comments.
Musa Shivambu
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Advice may not be good advice 10 or 15 years from now. Someone could tell you something years ago and it might not work now. The world is constantly changing. One word could mean something different today. Today you can't give advice to anyone.
Roy Haynes
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If you decided to follow other peoples advice, take time to examine yourself how much you believe in yourself before giving up your life to experience others advice.
Kemmy Nola
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Don't get all depressed over a guy from the past.That's like getting sad because the garbage man picked up the trash.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.
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Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.
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A relationship is only for two people, but some bi...es don't know how to count.
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