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Funny Advice For A Bride Getting M Quotes & Sayings
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Saul Bellow
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I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.
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Advice should be viewed from behind.
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The belly will not listen to advice.
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Nothing is given so profusely as advice
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When we are well, we all have good advice for those who are ill.
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Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.
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For my mother, against her will, is beset by suitors, own sons to the men who are greatest hereabouts. These shrink from making the journey to the house of her father Ikarios, so that he might take bride gifts for his daughter and bestow her on the one he wished, who came as his favorite; rather, all their days, they come and loiter in our house and sacrifice our oxen and our sheep and our fat goats and make a holiday feast of it and drink the bright wine recklessly. Most of our substance is wasted.
Telemachos
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I'm a big weirdo, so I'd love to do much more experimental stuff. And the fact I haven't done it up until now is not through a lack of desire, it's more a lack of opportunity. I just think, 'The freakier the better', you know? I know some of my choices are more mainstream and I think there is a creativity to that as well. But it's amazing to be able to say at 25-years-old, I have made a wedding movie with Kate Hudson in Bride Wars and to also say I've made a wedding movie with Jonathan Demme.
Anne Hathaway
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If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.
Winston Churchill
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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.
Anne Frank
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Never add to your womans insecurities. Part of the job description when being her man is to make her feel secure.
Sydney Rogers
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To my great-grandfather I owed the advice to dispense with the education of the schools and have good masters at home instead - and to realize that no expense should be grudged for this purpose.
Marcus Aurelius
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LOVE takes effort & acceptance,it won't always be a happy ride,you'll cry when you are hurt, you'll be sad when ignored but hold on and always remember LOVE HURTS when it's REAL!
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Girls fall in love with funny guys. Personality catches the heart. Not looks.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it; let Nature have fair play, and you will have no need of my advice.
John Abernethy
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When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland
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If you're not ready, he'll wait. If he really cares, he'll always be there. If he misses you, he'll always find time for you. If he loves you, he'll put you first. And if he's the right guy he won't leave.
Avieh Concepcion
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