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Funny Baby Daddyuming Quotes & Sayings
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As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Unknown
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R.I.P. to the girl you used to see. Her days are over, baby she's over. I decided to give you all of me. Baby come closer, baby come closer.
Rita Ora
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
Shadawcatt
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
Emily Procter
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
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Haters: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, Into a pool of s..y.
Unknown
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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I said ooo... ooo... oooo... ooooooo. Do Me Baby, Do Me Baby, give it to me. Do Me Baby, I want you now.
Melissa Morgan
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Get you goin' like ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby. Ooh baby baby, ooh baby.
Usher
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
Carlos Banks
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"
Stephen Wright
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Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
Jimmy Reed
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