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Funny Basketball Jokes Or Quotes & Sayings
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What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player.
John Wooden
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What you are as a person is far more important than what you are as a basketball player.
John Wooden
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My father was a soccer player. All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball.
Steve Nash
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
Red Auerbach
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I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.
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Once I grew from 6'1 to about 6'6, by that time I was going into 12th grade, and that's when I started wanting to play basketball, because, pretty much basketball players always got the girl.
Eric Williams
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Charles Barkley
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
Charles Barkley
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
Unknown
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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A big market is something that doesnt really concern me too much. Its cool to think about, its good for off-the-court deals. But Im more of a basketball player. Thats what I want to be known as. And this is the best place for me to play basketball. Im glad Im here.
Kevin Durant
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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When I was growing up, we used to play basketball in a park that was never shoveled when it snowed. The basketball rims were never fixed. And we understood then that there was a relationship between public policy and our quality of life.
Vic Snyder
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Before Shaq retired, they should have made him play a game dressed as Kazaam.
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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