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I don't make typos. I make new words.
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, 'I'd so tap that.'
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a s..y imagination.
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