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Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
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Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
Bob Thaves
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I had a name which was a little bit different from Bob Capa. The real name of mine was not too good. I was just as foolish as I am now, but younger. I couldnt get any assignment. I needed a new name badlyAnd then I invented that Bob Capa was a famous American photographer who came over to Europe and did not want to bore French editors because they did not pay enoughSo I just moved in with my little Leica, took some pictures and wrote Bob Capa on it which sold for double prices.
Robert Capa
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Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.
Bob Uecker
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Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
Bob Dylan
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Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
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I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
Bob Davies
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The church says we should get down on our knees and repent. Well, excuse me, but didn't being on my knees cause most of my sins?
Bob Smith
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If something happened along the route and you had to leave your children with Bob Dole or Bill Clinton, I think you would probably leave them with Bob Dole.
Bob Dole
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Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh.
Eddie Murphy
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget
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A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Bob Monkhouse
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Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.
Bob Saget
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If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
Bob Dylan
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When Bob came through Cincinnati, he wanted a girl singer to be on his show. There was a local contest, and my sister and I entered, but Bob said, Gee, I wouldn't break up the team.
Rosemary Clooney
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You're absolutely right: Bob Grant is a racist, Bob Grant is a bigot, he's a despicable talk show host and I agree with that.
Alan Dershowitz
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